Wanted: Logistics officer
We are a dynamic enterprise serving clients across the world. We’re looking for a logistics expert to join our staff. You’ll oversee a team in charge of global package delivery. Responsibilities include processing orders,* determining deserving clientele, and mapping annual delivery route. Holiday overtime required.
*Unfortunately, this is still done via paper submittal.
- Affection for large animals and small people
Comfort with isolation
Affinity for cold weather
Belief in magic
Familiarity with MS Office Suite
Sense of wonder
Ability to envision sugar plums
Knowledge of reindeer games
High tolerance for milk, cloying sweets, and repetitive music
Now accepting resumes and cover letters from applicants ages 1 to 92.
Santa Claus Lane