Made-up stuff

How I entertain myself, sometimes.


Six of the saddest things

1. How superior the word moisturizer acts around the word moist
2. A queen eating a king-sized candy bar
3. The way your kids won't eat a grilled cheese toasted one shade past tan
4. How much you realize you didn’t know five years ago, and how dumb you’ll know you are today in five years
5. Vanilla ice cream
6. The cheese, standing alone

ListLaura Rees